Balmung / Lavender Beds / Ward 2, Plot 1
You’ll find the Talley just off the path in The Lower Paths on the way to Thanalan — blink, and you’ll miss it. That’s exaclty how we like it.It ain’t fancy, but if you're on the road and need a place to stay with no one asking questions?
You’ll fit right in.Shroudfolk know better than to test the place. Everyone else? Learn fast or leave faster.Bedrolls by the fire. No city-state nonsense. No rules but ours.
Site is a WIP. Be patient!
MENU
BOTTLE, TAP, + BARREL
Mun-Tuy Brew
Treehollow Brew
Black Shroud Shandy
NON-ALCOHOLIC OPTIONS
Tea (black, herbal, gossip)
Coffee
Water
All gil prices are in-character only. No real currency is exchanged. No need to pay real coin. unless you really want to.
We welcome trades for goods and services.
SHOTCALLER
500 gil. Your call. A tap-pulled beer with a shot of house whiskey slammed beside it. No backsies.ROOTSLAKE TEA*
1,100 gil. It's tea. Locally sourced and sweetened with honey. *Might be hallucinogenic.TALLEYMARKS
2,000 gil. Three-part drink served in a row: bitter bark tonic, herbal vodka, and an oak-aged vermouth rinse. Sip, shoot, chase. Not in that order.TRICKSTER’S TITHE
1,000,000 gil. No refunds, you just paid Nico'to Taatalir to spit a shot into your mouth. Hope it was worth it. This item actually costs gil and is intended as a donation toward the Talley.SAVO'S MICE SHOOTERS
0 Gil. .... Don't ask.House Whiskey, Gin, Rum, Vodka, and Tequila available by request.
Options include, neat, on the rocks, shots, or however Nico'to serves it.
Food
Yeah. We got food.
It’s most likely stew or skewers.We serve what’s hot. No substitutions.
Eat what’s hot or go hungry.Don't cry if it bites you back.
TALLEYMEN
Nico'to Taatalir
Owner・Fixer
Nico’to runs the Talley like a ledger — balancing drinks, debts, and dirty secrets. A fixer by trade, disservice barkeep because someone needs to do it, and he's also the one to see if you want a job that pays or a problem that vanishes.Kind? No. But if you’re his, you’re covered.
U'viloh Talos
Watchman・Breaker of Knees
A beastmaster by bond and bruiser by trade — U'viloh is Nico’to’s partner, confidant, and the last face you’ll see if you overstay your welcome.Don't test him. He won't warn you twice.
Wren
Tavern Wretch
Strange little thing that just showed up one day and never left. Nico’to gives them pocket junk and odd jobs — collects both like they’re sacred.Brews potions, sells drugs, passes notes… sometimes crawls around on the floor.
The Talley's always looking for useful bodies. Come see Nico'to for work.
LAW
The Talley is a neutral grounds territory with morally-grey standing for immersive roleplay.
1. No Violence. Period.
Start shit, and you'll meet the kind of people we don’t put on the flyers.2. Adders & Wailers?
You’ll get a drink, maybe. A smile? Unlikely. Don’t bring your patrol here — we won't show mercy.3. No ‘Fixing’ the Place.
If you walked in thinking you’re here to clean it up, correct the course, or uplift the damned — kindly walk back out.4. Spoil the Talley, and the Talley will spoil you.5. Event RP can be super Overwelming.
Don't stress on rushing your replies. If something gets missed, don't be afraid to send a tell. Quiet rooms will be available for folks in the future!
